This is...

This is where I'm blogging today


This is where normally blog


This is what I did on saturday for 14hrs



This is how I feel today


I had a crazy nightmare, and didn't sleep well last night


This is what I am doing today, my head is starting to hurt


Today I miss my mom


Thats it.

Weary

I am tired.

So.... New years

Was fricking cold! It was cold at my parents, it was cold at the airport, where of course my 6th and last flight of year was delayed thats six for six, get on to the plane and they had not even turned on the heat yet! Than it was delayed even more so that they could de ice the wings. So 1.5 or so later I land, and grab the shuttle to the hotel where my car is parked, did I mention that it was freezing there as well? Once at the parking lot, I realized the block of ice in the corner was actually my car. I started the drive home, past 10PM at night so my new years would be on the road. As I was approaching banff about 1.5 hours into my 3.5 hour drive, it hit midnight, and the phone calls and texts started to come in, the mountains that were just silhouettes began to have fire works explode over the ridges, and peaks. It was amazing, I decided I really needed to have something to eat, since my trip home had started 6 hours ago. I stopped in banff for a bite, and went to the only restaurant that I knew was open. Turned out it was not so much of a restaurant that night, it was nuts! They're was a dj and people dancing everywhere, I had to wait about 20 min before a waiter came to my table and I ordered my taco's and beers. My taco's came and then there was people dancing and grinding about a foot from my face. At this point one of the dancers exposed here naked vagina to me, as I continued to eat. I decided it was time to hit the road since I still had at least an hour and a half to go. So I paid, and I as I was leaving there was two girls grinding and making out. Haha so it was quite an adventure, I left and started the drive, I was just about in town when I got pulled over. The constable asked where I was coming from and I was like oh Winnipeg. Too which he looked at me funny, told me to drive slower, and left. That was my New years eve.

Finally....

Well I hope your holidays were happy, your christmas merry, and your new years.... newish? One more day and it would have been a month since I last made a post, and I of course could not let that happen. So here I am sitting at work enjoying a delicious cup of kicking horse, the snow is falling, about 3 inch's so far this morning of fresh fresh powder. I bet your all saying wow your totally going boarding today eh? No, no I am not. A day in the life of Josh, I wake up 530AM, I make my bed, I make breakfast and eat it watching a television show, than shower and dress. drive to the office for 7, go to the coffee shop for 930, now this is the first time I use my voice from 530-930 its pretty awesome. Coffee can last any where from 15 minutes to an hour, depends on who is there. Back to the office, and work till 3. Than the gym, than some groceries, than home to relax until bed time. Pretty slack I know, christmas was rough up til 4 in the morning everyday for 2 weeks, freezing my butt off, hanging out with friends and family, and especially my dog. I really have nothing interesting to say, so I am going to sign off early, christmas was great, freezing but great, new years was pretty awesome, I will blog about that next time.

Christmas already?

Well yesterday was only the 5th of december, but alas I was a a christmas party, which I ended calling it quits after 6 hours, but meh I'm not a big partier. Well maybe I was last night but believe me it was nothing compared to the other guys. So after eating calarami, nachoes, 4 beers, 2 doubles of jack, bananas and blow, liquid cocaine, and of course a couple of tequila's and jager's. Supper was mixed in there between the doubles. I figured it was time to go home, the rest of the crew stayed till closing, went to another bar stayed there till closing, and then went to someones house. So needless to say I was more than likely the first person awake this morning. Hmm and that is apparently a work christmas party, I did get a pass for the snow hill, and a winter jacket so that was really cool. I went to the office to type this today, I was getting tired of lieing in bed and typing e-mails.

Conversation

Me: I was hoping u were not leaving till monday afternoon since u sleep a lot. Nd we could've had beer nd nachoes b3 u left :(

Jodie: Beer and nachos ruke. And I am a big fan of sleeping. But alas my friend amy was able to get an extra day off and now we have an extra.

Me: Maybe she likes beer bd nachoes? Bd guys she's never met.

Me: My phone should know beeter nd stop putting bd instead of nd.

Jodie: I think she most definitely does. But we're pretty much leaving right at 3 because we have to make it to Missoula by 10

Me: I'll survive, I'll be a little dissapointed. But we'll neet again someday when we are both cats.

Jodie: Cats? Fire your phone.

Me: Cats was on purpose, havn't u seen vanilla sky with Tom Cruise, nd Ms. Cruz

Jodie: Not in Ages!

Me: Thats what she says

Me: In the movie

Jodie: Oh. WEll quoted, then. I need to watch that movie again.

Me: I'm going to be a pure black one, so I can instill fear in those that are superstitious.

Jodie: I want to go to heaven

Me: All cats go to heaven

Jodie: After 9 of their lives

Me: We could do both Im famous, heaven nd cats

Jodie: I'd like to be a jellyfish instead.

Me: Well cats can swim, it'll be n unlikely pairing like a hobbit nd a human on some crazy adventure.

Jodie: Or I can live in vancouver aquarium and you can just come visit.

Me: I don't think glass seperation would'nt be as fun.

Jodie: Well I'm planning on having telepathy as a jellyfish.

Me: Good thinkg cats r naturally telephathic

Jodie: and good thing that none of this is ever going to happen so we can pretend it makes sense.

Me: Nd I quote "never never want to grow up"

Jodie" And I add: ever.
Me: ok I'm freezing right now, I should have worn long johns

Jodie" I wear my long johns everyday.

Me: thats silly

Jodie: No it's necessary and comfortable.

Me: I'm uncomfortable in lots of layers.

Jodie: But long johns are tight and therefore comfy

Me: Boxer briefs are tight nd comfortable then adding another layer of tightness is not always that comfortable, plus it's hard to scratch when you keep adding layers.

Jodie: Thats why underwear is something to be sacrificed for warmth. It's not even a word I know during wintertimes. For the sake of layering of course.

Me: Suppose that could work.

Jodie: I just made some delicious blueberry vanilla syrup

Me: Sounds delicious on waffles.

Jodie: Or crepes with raspberries

Me: or in a cup

Jodie: or in an IV drip.

Me: U could even lick it off a table or a human being if ur into that.

Jodie: vanilla sugtar makes all things possible.

Me: Very true, it even makes your car faster if u put it in your gas tank.

Jodie: It actually turns your car into a rocketship.

Me: THen you can go where no space ships go.

Jodie: Thats why it's the greatest thing ever.

Jodie: Lindsay Lohan should probably never act again.

Me: Oh agreed she's got nothing on Anne hatheway

Jodie: I'm making the greatest tacos ever tonight.

Me: I'm having pizze wishing I was having taco's.

Jodie: With shrimp for the meat eaters and homemade refried beans for me.

Me: I make amazing guacamole

Jodie: Yeah mine has been described as both epic and orgasmic.

Me: Mine has killed babies it's so good.

Jodie: Mine killed Chuck Norris

Me: Mine killed lindsay lohan

Jodie: you deserve an award.

Me: Nd a free trip to the avocado awards held in St. Petersburg russia

Jodie: Right. The worlds biggest avacado producers.

Me: Um thats not supposed to be spread around.

Me: I'll see you soon cold play song

Jodie: Ohhhh. How about a miley cyrus song: I can't wait to see you again.

Me: boo.

Jodie: Miley is the bomb. Take that back.

Me: I will not take it back! She's next on my guacamole hitlist, Nd so is trace cyrus, but not billy ray I like the cut of his hair nd his jib.

Jodie: Well it was nice knowing you. I was a fun friendship, shake shake shake shake shake it.

Me: Is miley cyrus hannah montanna?

Jodie: Sometimes it's complicated.

Me: Ok she can live if she rocks the whole dual personality, I don't know about trace though.

Home

I returned from home early this morning, about 3am. I planned on having a lazy morning, waking up late, coffee, breakfast. Turns out my alarm was still on home time, so I was up earlier than I had planned, was very confused why it was so dark. And why my neighbor was just leaving for school when I was getting into my car to go to the office. Home is great, it's warm, loving, full of memories, friends that still exist, dreams that you used to have but were told you could not have them when you left home, your free to dream them again. Your free to be free, have no schedule stay out extra late, enjoy the cold, and the stars in the clear sky. Turn your phone off and be unavailable, stop for as many coffees as you want. Watch others grow up around you, and than swear you'll be peter pan forever, you'll just find a new gang of lost boys. Who will not get hair cuts, wear grass stains, drink coffee and smoke too much, go on adventures, and never never want to grow up....