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Me: I was hoping u were not leaving till monday afternoon since u sleep a lot. Nd we could've had beer nd nachoes b3 u left :(

Jodie: Beer and nachos ruke. And I am a big fan of sleeping. But alas my friend amy was able to get an extra day off and now we have an extra.

Me: Maybe she likes beer bd nachoes? Bd guys she's never met.

Me: My phone should know beeter nd stop putting bd instead of nd.

Jodie: I think she most definitely does. But we're pretty much leaving right at 3 because we have to make it to Missoula by 10

Me: I'll survive, I'll be a little dissapointed. But we'll neet again someday when we are both cats.

Jodie: Cats? Fire your phone.

Me: Cats was on purpose, havn't u seen vanilla sky with Tom Cruise, nd Ms. Cruz

Jodie: Not in Ages!

Me: Thats what she says

Me: In the movie

Jodie: Oh. WEll quoted, then. I need to watch that movie again.

Me: I'm going to be a pure black one, so I can instill fear in those that are superstitious.

Jodie: I want to go to heaven

Me: All cats go to heaven

Jodie: After 9 of their lives

Me: We could do both Im famous, heaven nd cats

Jodie: I'd like to be a jellyfish instead.

Me: Well cats can swim, it'll be n unlikely pairing like a hobbit nd a human on some crazy adventure.

Jodie: Or I can live in vancouver aquarium and you can just come visit.

Me: I don't think glass seperation would'nt be as fun.

Jodie: Well I'm planning on having telepathy as a jellyfish.

Me: Good thinkg cats r naturally telephathic

Jodie: and good thing that none of this is ever going to happen so we can pretend it makes sense.

Me: Nd I quote "never never want to grow up"

Jodie" And I add: ever.
Me: ok I'm freezing right now, I should have worn long johns

Jodie" I wear my long johns everyday.

Me: thats silly

Jodie: No it's necessary and comfortable.

Me: I'm uncomfortable in lots of layers.

Jodie: But long johns are tight and therefore comfy

Me: Boxer briefs are tight nd comfortable then adding another layer of tightness is not always that comfortable, plus it's hard to scratch when you keep adding layers.

Jodie: Thats why underwear is something to be sacrificed for warmth. It's not even a word I know during wintertimes. For the sake of layering of course.

Me: Suppose that could work.

Jodie: I just made some delicious blueberry vanilla syrup

Me: Sounds delicious on waffles.

Jodie: Or crepes with raspberries

Me: or in a cup

Jodie: or in an IV drip.

Me: U could even lick it off a table or a human being if ur into that.

Jodie: vanilla sugtar makes all things possible.

Me: Very true, it even makes your car faster if u put it in your gas tank.

Jodie: It actually turns your car into a rocketship.

Me: THen you can go where no space ships go.

Jodie: Thats why it's the greatest thing ever.

Jodie: Lindsay Lohan should probably never act again.

Me: Oh agreed she's got nothing on Anne hatheway

Jodie: I'm making the greatest tacos ever tonight.

Me: I'm having pizze wishing I was having taco's.

Jodie: With shrimp for the meat eaters and homemade refried beans for me.

Me: I make amazing guacamole

Jodie: Yeah mine has been described as both epic and orgasmic.

Me: Mine has killed babies it's so good.

Jodie: Mine killed Chuck Norris

Me: Mine killed lindsay lohan

Jodie: you deserve an award.

Me: Nd a free trip to the avocado awards held in St. Petersburg russia

Jodie: Right. The worlds biggest avacado producers.

Me: Um thats not supposed to be spread around.

Me: I'll see you soon cold play song

Jodie: Ohhhh. How about a miley cyrus song: I can't wait to see you again.

Me: boo.

Jodie: Miley is the bomb. Take that back.

Me: I will not take it back! She's next on my guacamole hitlist, Nd so is trace cyrus, but not billy ray I like the cut of his hair nd his jib.

Jodie: Well it was nice knowing you. I was a fun friendship, shake shake shake shake shake it.

Me: Is miley cyrus hannah montanna?

Jodie: Sometimes it's complicated.

Me: Ok she can live if she rocks the whole dual personality, I don't know about trace though.