Sunday, January 10, 2010
So.... New years
Was fricking cold! It was cold at my parents, it was cold at the airport, where of course my 6th and last flight of year was delayed thats six for six, get on to the plane and they had not even turned on the heat yet! Than it was delayed even more so that they could de ice the wings. So 1.5 or so later I land, and grab the shuttle to the hotel where my car is parked, did I mention that it was freezing there as well? Once at the parking lot, I realized the block of ice in the corner was actually my car. I started the drive home, past 10PM at night so my new years would be on the road. As I was approaching banff about 1.5 hours into my 3.5 hour drive, it hit midnight, and the phone calls and texts started to come in, the mountains that were just silhouettes began to have fire works explode over the ridges, and peaks. It was amazing, I decided I really needed to have something to eat, since my trip home had started 6 hours ago. I stopped in banff for a bite, and went to the only restaurant that I knew was open. Turned out it was not so much of a restaurant that night, it was nuts! They're was a dj and people dancing everywhere, I had to wait about 20 min before a waiter came to my table and I ordered my taco's and beers. My taco's came and then there was people dancing and grinding about a foot from my face. At this point one of the dancers exposed here naked vagina to me, as I continued to eat. I decided it was time to hit the road since I still had at least an hour and a half to go. So I paid, and I as I was leaving there was two girls grinding and making out. Haha so it was quite an adventure, I left and started the drive, I was just about in town when I got pulled over. The constable asked where I was coming from and I was like oh Winnipeg. Too which he looked at me funny, told me to drive slower, and left. That was my New years eve.
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Gee ... I didn't realize you live near Sodom and Gomorrah. I couldn't discern by reading this if that wicked experience suited you or made you wanna hurl your tacos.
don't know if it suited me either, but nothing has ever happened to me in a restaurant before.
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