Friday, March 4, 2011

Perfect work excuse.

Picture this, I am sitting at my desk, pretending to work, watching the clock till it's coffee time. My boss comes out with my report, and says "where did you get the numbers for this report?" I looked at him for a bit and answered "I drink a lot." He laughed, and walked away, perfect excuse. Except that he came out 30 seconds later and said, but really? So I gave him the real answer, and left for coffee.

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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. ~Fred Barling,

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! At least your boss listens. Mine blew me off twice this week, so f!*% him...

Peace <3
Jay

Jay said...

Yeah f!*% him!

Lickety Splitter said...

"I drink a lot." That's funny as hell. Can I use that? Hmmm, they may not believe me though, even if I said that, cuz I rarely drink.

I love the "Fred Barling" quote! I think I'm experiencing that quote.

Jay said...

Well you could sure try use it, they don't have to know, you don't drink. You'll geta good response just by saying it!