Christmas already?

Well yesterday was only the 5th of december, but alas I was a a christmas party, which I ended calling it quits after 6 hours, but meh I'm not a big partier. Well maybe I was last night but believe me it was nothing compared to the other guys. So after eating calarami, nachoes, 4 beers, 2 doubles of jack, bananas and blow, liquid cocaine, and of course a couple of tequila's and jager's. Supper was mixed in there between the doubles. I figured it was time to go home, the rest of the crew stayed till closing, went to another bar stayed there till closing, and then went to someones house. So needless to say I was more than likely the first person awake this morning. Hmm and that is apparently a work christmas party, I did get a pass for the snow hill, and a winter jacket so that was really cool. I went to the office to type this today, I was getting tired of lieing in bed and typing e-mails.

Conversation

Me: I was hoping u were not leaving till monday afternoon since u sleep a lot. Nd we could've had beer nd nachoes b3 u left :(

Jodie: Beer and nachos ruke. And I am a big fan of sleeping. But alas my friend amy was able to get an extra day off and now we have an extra.

Me: Maybe she likes beer bd nachoes? Bd guys she's never met.

Me: My phone should know beeter nd stop putting bd instead of nd.

Jodie: I think she most definitely does. But we're pretty much leaving right at 3 because we have to make it to Missoula by 10

Me: I'll survive, I'll be a little dissapointed. But we'll neet again someday when we are both cats.

Jodie: Cats? Fire your phone.

Me: Cats was on purpose, havn't u seen vanilla sky with Tom Cruise, nd Ms. Cruz

Jodie: Not in Ages!

Me: Thats what she says

Me: In the movie

Jodie: Oh. WEll quoted, then. I need to watch that movie again.

Me: I'm going to be a pure black one, so I can instill fear in those that are superstitious.

Jodie: I want to go to heaven

Me: All cats go to heaven

Jodie: After 9 of their lives

Me: We could do both Im famous, heaven nd cats

Jodie: I'd like to be a jellyfish instead.

Me: Well cats can swim, it'll be n unlikely pairing like a hobbit nd a human on some crazy adventure.

Jodie: Or I can live in vancouver aquarium and you can just come visit.

Me: I don't think glass seperation would'nt be as fun.

Jodie: Well I'm planning on having telepathy as a jellyfish.

Me: Good thinkg cats r naturally telephathic

Jodie: and good thing that none of this is ever going to happen so we can pretend it makes sense.

Me: Nd I quote "never never want to grow up"

Jodie" And I add: ever.
Me: ok I'm freezing right now, I should have worn long johns

Jodie" I wear my long johns everyday.

Me: thats silly

Jodie: No it's necessary and comfortable.

Me: I'm uncomfortable in lots of layers.

Jodie: But long johns are tight and therefore comfy

Me: Boxer briefs are tight nd comfortable then adding another layer of tightness is not always that comfortable, plus it's hard to scratch when you keep adding layers.

Jodie: Thats why underwear is something to be sacrificed for warmth. It's not even a word I know during wintertimes. For the sake of layering of course.

Me: Suppose that could work.

Jodie: I just made some delicious blueberry vanilla syrup

Me: Sounds delicious on waffles.

Jodie: Or crepes with raspberries

Me: or in a cup

Jodie: or in an IV drip.

Me: U could even lick it off a table or a human being if ur into that.

Jodie: vanilla sugtar makes all things possible.

Me: Very true, it even makes your car faster if u put it in your gas tank.

Jodie: It actually turns your car into a rocketship.

Me: THen you can go where no space ships go.

Jodie: Thats why it's the greatest thing ever.

Jodie: Lindsay Lohan should probably never act again.

Me: Oh agreed she's got nothing on Anne hatheway

Jodie: I'm making the greatest tacos ever tonight.

Me: I'm having pizze wishing I was having taco's.

Jodie: With shrimp for the meat eaters and homemade refried beans for me.

Me: I make amazing guacamole

Jodie: Yeah mine has been described as both epic and orgasmic.

Me: Mine has killed babies it's so good.

Jodie: Mine killed Chuck Norris

Me: Mine killed lindsay lohan

Jodie: you deserve an award.

Me: Nd a free trip to the avocado awards held in St. Petersburg russia

Jodie: Right. The worlds biggest avacado producers.

Me: Um thats not supposed to be spread around.

Me: I'll see you soon cold play song

Jodie: Ohhhh. How about a miley cyrus song: I can't wait to see you again.

Me: boo.

Jodie: Miley is the bomb. Take that back.

Me: I will not take it back! She's next on my guacamole hitlist, Nd so is trace cyrus, but not billy ray I like the cut of his hair nd his jib.

Jodie: Well it was nice knowing you. I was a fun friendship, shake shake shake shake shake it.

Me: Is miley cyrus hannah montanna?

Jodie: Sometimes it's complicated.

Me: Ok she can live if she rocks the whole dual personality, I don't know about trace though.

Home

I returned from home early this morning, about 3am. I planned on having a lazy morning, waking up late, coffee, breakfast. Turns out my alarm was still on home time, so I was up earlier than I had planned, was very confused why it was so dark. And why my neighbor was just leaving for school when I was getting into my car to go to the office. Home is great, it's warm, loving, full of memories, friends that still exist, dreams that you used to have but were told you could not have them when you left home, your free to dream them again. Your free to be free, have no schedule stay out extra late, enjoy the cold, and the stars in the clear sky. Turn your phone off and be unavailable, stop for as many coffees as you want. Watch others grow up around you, and than swear you'll be peter pan forever, you'll just find a new gang of lost boys. Who will not get hair cuts, wear grass stains, drink coffee and smoke too much, go on adventures, and never never want to grow up....